You must build a boat.

You must spring out of bed.

You must bargain with the lizardman.

You must heed your undead navigators.

You must slide rows or columns of tiles on a 6×8 grid.

You must match at least 3.

You must run to the right.

You must focus intently on 2 areas of the screen simultaneously.

You must match keys to unlock chests and swords to attack.

You must literally collect your thoughts and trade them for dragons.

You must not dally.

You must not be too hasty.

You must voluntarily ramp up the difficulty by taking on multiple quests at once.

You must incrementally reach your goals. You must build a boat.

You must try again.

You must try again x5.

You must win every time, even when you don’t.

You must remain optimistic.

You must upgrade your magic staff.

You must occasionally stop playing to allow for your hand to uncramp.

You must take credit for random chain combos you made no effort to arrange.

You must trust a blue bean man to make dangerous investments with your money.

You must forget about the blue bean man.

You must mind the asp.

You must reconcile that despite the game’s title, you begin your journey in possession of what is, in no uncertain terms, already a boat.

You must build a boat.

You must go all-in on the retro aesthetic.

You must trade junk for gold with the voidorb.

You must pray for salt.

You must consume fish and tomatoes for time.

You must venture through hell.

You must disarm traps like your life depends on it.

You must make an offering at the chapel.

All links are interchangeable, you can download different parts on different hosts

If you need help a problem, visit F.A.Q

Link MegaUp.net: Download HERE

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Link TusFiles: Download HERE

Link Rapidgator: Download HERE

Link Uptobox: Download HERE

Link Uploaded: Download HERE

Link Google Drive: Download HERE

(See instructions if you don't know how to install: Instructions on how to install)

1. Extract/Install.

2. Crack if needed.

3. Play game.

4. Have fun ^^.

5. (OPTION) Install the update version if they have the future.